Heehee my little sister and brother had an endless chess dual.
Both only had a king left.
Me: They’re just hugging.
Me: Stay away you evil demon!
Little Sister: NEVER UNTIL YOU GIVE ME THE KOOL AID!!!
Me: *pulls out toothpick*
Little Sister: *pulls out butter knife*
Me: 0-o
Toothpick vs. Butter knife
Who you think won
Today I told her that when she was a baby and she was on the bed I would push her off it so I could catch her. I was four at the time so I was a bit slow. Then one time when I pushed her off I only caught her diaper. I was freaking out because even though she was still in the diaper it was starting to become undone. As slow as possible I leveled her to the ground and about an inch away the floor the diaper came off.
And that’s how I learned how to put on a diaper at such a young age.
When I was done telling her the story her jaw dropped. And just to be mean I said “And that’s why your the black blonde in the family.
She hit me after that and man does she hit like a man!